This guy isn’t trying to trick anyone, and we appreciate that.
Look, there are a whole bunch of reasons why the world is terrible right now. Our president is embroiled in scandal after scandal. Terrorism and gun violence dominate the news. The American health care system hangs in the balance. But you know what? Sometimes you need to just distract yourself from the awful. You need to stare directly into the viral content machine for something amusing and silly and life-affirming.
This is one of those times.
Meet Dustin. He’s 21, he’s on Tinder, and he’s trying to find love. He owns a truck. But let’s be real, he’s not going to be trying all that hard.
“Well I’m a fat fuck with a big truck. If we can’t get a big greasy burger then we won’t work. I’m 21 years old but don’t let that fool you, I have no social life like I’m 40. If my truck doesn’t impress you my personality probably won’t either. Welcome to the shit show.”
How can you not love this guy? For one thing, I’m not even a truck guy and that’s a great truck. For another, this is honesty in advertising at its finest. I don’t know much, but I do know this, if Dustin popped up on my Tinder, I’d be joining the “shit show” in a second.